Feral Pig Steals, Quaffs 18 Beers

pig beerFrom the You Can’t Make This Stuff Up Department, news outlets are reporting that a feral pig in Western Australia stole three six packs of beer from various campsites, drank them all … and then got into a fight with a cow.

Did he try to tip the cow? Because in the U.S., that’s what we’d be doing after 18 beers.

“In the middle of the night these people camping opposite us heard a noise, so they got their torch out and shone it on the pig and there he was, scrunching away at their cans,” said one of the campers, who estimated that the pig had consumed 18 beers. “Then he went and raided all the rubbish bags. There were some other people camped right on the river and they saw him being chased around their vehicle by a cow.”

They last saw the crazed and drunk pig lying under a tree, apparently either nursing a hangover or perhaps contemplating a stop at White Castle.